**At 15:20 I meant to say the "Swedes", not the "Swiss". I know Stockholm is in Sweden, just made a mistake there. Sorry about that, Swedes & Swiss!**
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MUSIC!!
~~Logo/"The Numbers"~~
"U Make Me Feel" by MK2
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~~Introduction Section~~
"Darkest Child var A" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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~~"The Kills"~~
"Slow Shock" by Silent Partner
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They like scp foundation
Have you looked at dead snow?
That guy looks like thor
"remember when you could just throw a girl in a volcano?"
Demon girl:AAAAAHHHHHH
Demon girl:AHHHHH Little girls:goid frog 🎵 CELEBRATE 🎵
wow so no one won this movie
The unable rock gratifyingly bless because deodorant hemperly live plus a clammy eggplant. loving, vivacious drawbridge
children defeats a ghost me danggg you guys should be hunting ghosts
I was just about to start googling when 3:35 started lol
Stockholm is Switzerland?
19:48 Is that a L4D Boomer I see?
"The evil has been turned Into a frog! :)" *"FUCK YOU"*
13:00
is that thor?
Oooh! Chris Hemsworth...as Thor...... in Cabin in the Woods. And go!
if you played dbc then you know
This movie SO unrealistic. They ALL would have been smoking that killer😂👌👌🤙🤙ps: sigourney weaver is an AMAZING woman.
1:52 is that guy on the left from the black panther!? I recognize him!!
"Overly snappy dialogue of the Avengers" *Plays a clip of Robert Downey Jr. add-libbing
This has to be one of the most unique film I've ever seen on this channel and nowhere else. And this is basically SCP the movie
Lol the best type of movie horror and comedy
this is basicllay scp foudantion
He changes the stuff on his shelf in the background based on what movie he's doing a kill count on.
like scp
Why does he sound like Thor
Spoiler Alert: It turns out that Cabin in the Woods was actually a prequel to both Thor and Angel. Kurt didn't die hitting that forcefield. What they didn't show is that he flew out of that cave in time to kick the ancient ones asses. Wendy, however, wasn't so fortunate. She didn't die but the tentacle creature pulled her through a portal to Pylea, where she was stuck there until Angel and his team saved her in Season 2. Crossover prequels..
"Goes down easier than an entire planet." Planet Brothel...
Who saw the molesting tree like what the fuck is that
24:09 The hentai begins..
You know what would be awesome a pickable horror movie. Like it gives you options what to pick I’ve seen shows with that and I think this movie would be great for it. Like you get to pick what item in the beginning to sumon the monster.
I laughed my ass off when they were taking bets on the monsters. So happy that Ronald the Intern won XD
does no one realize both joss wheadon movies the avengers and the cabin in the woods came out in the same year also with chris henswerth in both of them
THAT HOLDEN GUY IS MARCUS FROM DETROIT BECOME HUMAN!!!!!!!!!
I would like to point out that while it is not visible in this video, SCP-173 makes a guest appearance seriously look isworlds.info/item/3qizZ96cs5iWmqY/v-deo
Is it just me or does the "ancient ones" remind anyone of the Scarlet king From the SCP foundation
fuk this movie was scary
Count dragon
not the avengers slander 🙄✋
You mean jules the engender
James A Janisse is the true master of comedy
i'm Canadian
Your videos make me shake
Ive just think... its fucking scp
Does any body know the lab is based of the scp foundation
Lmao one of the monsters on the board was "Kevin"
If the scp foundation fails and the Scarlet king breaks out
I honestly loved that ending even though I haven’t really watched barely any horror movies I watched a couple and got all of the references
This is a unofficial scp movie
Gonna say thanks for doing such a good job on this kill count.
I might be dumb but how is the tethered in this 2012 movie if they just appeared in the Jordan Peele's movie Us (2019)
22:57 me and the bois going to fix reactor
15:20 did my guy really just call the Swedes Swiss?
the snake eaten guy should get the dull maschete instead. Here is my reason: he got thrown over the railing.. and swollowed hole. it took up about a second. at least the maschete stabbed guy had some blood
this is like the scp foundation
I absolutely understand Goddard's point regarding SFX vs. practical effects, but the latter create an authenticity you would never see in a film completely reliant on computers. We've seen plenty of examples. This combination is far better, and the Andersons deserve an award, as do their team. I find it particularly cool that Heather Langencamp chose to remain the film / horror business in such a creative and fun position.
Yo the people keeping all the things there reminds me of the SCP Foundation
im sorry but whenever i see Jesse Williams i'm just gonna call him Marcus
I heard Anna Hutchinson acted in this movie, but I know her as Lilly in Power Rangers Jungle Fury
damn, you friendzoned marty for her
The funny thing is that the “that man is play galiga” is an ad lib
i need a killer unicorn film nowww
Aww i wanted them to fight against killer unicorns 😤
WHY IS SHE KISSING A WOLF
Why the f**k Thor is in this moive
this haircut was an fascinating choice, love
19:35 witch and tank 19:38 boomer
You're seriously complaining about the "overly snappy" dialogue of the Avengers? Have you ever listened to your own commentary?
Jooo my boy from Detroit become human is in this movie Jooo what's up markos
damn, thor a dumb
They didnt know the black guy was a robot
Highest kill count 6.87B kills
Why not just count all those soldiers man their odds of survival are clearly negative
7 billion kills happened in this killcount and i will give dull machete for the lamest kill going to all 7 million of them accept our protagonists
Im only gonna watch this for Chris Hemsworth
Ah yes, Stockholm in Switzerland.
I decided to watch this with my family, and the whole time there was a narrator. Like, saying what’s happening on screen. It wasn’t one of the characters. I’m sure this version was meant for people who can’t see, but it’s odd that that was the version that was free on Amazon.
One of those guys looks like Markus from Detroit become human lol
Yaeh past you is soo dumb lol
I love that I couldn’t remember if I had seen this or not until I saw the bong coffee cup lmaoooo that brought it all back 😂
ngl, I fuckin hate the teens in this movie. Imagine being so self absorbed that you let the entire world die just because you don’t want to sacrifice your friend
Why do no one talking about the fact that Holden is Jackson from greys anatomy
19:40 Fun fact: If you play Left 4 Dead 2, you can see the Boomer two chambers from the right there. I'm not sure if the Smoker is there, my dad told me, but I don't see it.
THE DAD FROM GET OUT IS THE WEASEL LAUGH-ER FROM BILLY MADISON?????
I cant help but think that in 25:40 it looks like sarah bellows from scary story to tell on the dark
This was the closest thing to a good SCP Foundation movie
Even though I knew it was coming, the editting on the Kill when Thor smashed into that forcefield was exquisite. Love your stuff, Mr. Meat, and your editors are amazing too!
Her making out with the wolf head is the old version of red riding hood
Lol: Marty bong water !😂😂
14:57 wholesome moment
Me Being A DBH Fan: Markus Is That You?!?!?!?!?!
anyone else realize marcus from Detroit Become Human is in here.
Marty is literally the smartest person in the world
Markus is in this lol, if you know what im talking about
Swiss? SWISS????
"There is chaos on every screen" was the "Jesus wept" of the script
21:41 lovecraftian terms and stereotypes
21:47 SEE stereotypes
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This is one of my favorite movies. I had so much fun in the theater.