The Cabin in the Woods (2012) KILL COUNT

27 des 2019
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**At 15:20 I meant to say the "Swedes", not the "Swiss". I know Stockholm is in Sweden, just made a mistake there. Sorry about that, Swedes & Swiss!**
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"U Make Me Feel" by MK2
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~~"The Kills"~~
"Slow Shock" by Silent Partner

  • They like scp foundation

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  • Have you looked at dead snow?

    Jason CantorJason Cantor46 mínútum síðan
  • That guy looks like thor

    William HathawayWilliam HathawayKlukkustund síðan
  • "remember when you could just throw a girl in a volcano?"

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  • Demon girl:AAAAAHHHHHH

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  • Demon girl:AHHHHH Little girls:goid frog 🎵 CELEBRATE 🎵

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  • wow so no one won this movie

    Winxer LonewolfxWinxer Lonewolfx6 klukkustundum síðan
  • The unable rock gratifyingly bless because deodorant hemperly live plus a clammy eggplant. loving, vivacious drawbridge

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  • children defeats a ghost me danggg you guys should be hunting ghosts

    Emily ManzanaresEmily Manzanares13 klukkustundum síðan
  • I was just about to start googling when 3:35 started lol

    Nonary NineNonary Nine15 klukkustundum síðan
  • Stockholm is Switzerland?

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  • 19:48 Is that a L4D Boomer I see?

    AngusAngus17 klukkustundum síðan
  • "The evil has been turned Into a frog! :)" *"FUCK YOU"*

    Makaela RequenaMakaela Requena18 klukkustundum síðan
  • 13:00

    Redemption IOSRedemption IOS19 klukkustundum síðan
  • is that thor?

    OlligamingOlligaming21 klukkustund síðan
  • Oooh! Chris Thor...... in Cabin in the Woods. And go!

    Meishawn1374Meishawn137421 klukkustund síðan
  • if you played dbc then you know

    モッツィモッツィ22 klukkustundum síðan
  • This movie SO unrealistic. They ALL would have been smoking that killer😂👌👌🤙🤙ps: sigourney weaver is an AMAZING woman.

    Bryce StrifeBryce Strife23 klukkustundum síðan
  • 1:52 is that guy on the left from the black panther!? I recognize him!!

    Sammantha AlbaSammantha Alba23 klukkustundum síðan
  • "Overly snappy dialogue of the Avengers" *Plays a clip of Robert Downey Jr. add-libbing

    Damion GonzaloDamion GonzaloDegi Síðan síðan
  • This has to be one of the most unique film I've ever seen on this channel and nowhere else. And this is basically SCP the movie

    Mark GallagherMark GallagherDegi Síðan síðan
  • Lol the best type of movie horror and comedy

    Pandi The GamerPandi The GamerDegi Síðan síðan
  • this is basicllay scp foudantion

    Jean-Marc LerouxJean-Marc LerouxDegi Síðan síðan
  • He changes the stuff on his shelf in the background based on what movie he's doing a kill count on.

    Chalky_ FishyChalky_ FishyDegi Síðan síðan
  • like scp

    xerokaixaxerokaixaDegi Síðan síðan
  • Why does he sound like Thor

    Jacoby ManningJacoby ManningDegi Síðan síðan
  • Spoiler Alert: It turns out that Cabin in the Woods was actually a prequel to both Thor and Angel. Kurt didn't die hitting that forcefield. What they didn't show is that he flew out of that cave in time to kick the ancient ones asses. Wendy, however, wasn't so fortunate. She didn't die but the tentacle creature pulled her through a portal to Pylea, where she was stuck there until Angel and his team saved her in Season 2. Crossover prequels..

    FrizzKid05FrizzKid05Degi Síðan síðan
  • "Goes down easier than an entire planet." Planet Brothel...

    FrizzKid05FrizzKid05Degi Síðan síðan
  • Who saw the molesting tree like what the fuck is that

    shadow wallkershadow wallkerDegi Síðan síðan
  • 24:09 The hentai begins..

    Zoe PastaZoe PastaDegi Síðan síðan
  • You know what would be awesome a pickable horror movie. Like it gives you options what to pick I’ve seen shows with that and I think this movie would be great for it. Like you get to pick what item in the beginning to sumon the monster.

    ArmypUg639ArmypUg639Degi Síðan síðan
  • I laughed my ass off when they were taking bets on the monsters. So happy that Ronald the Intern won XD

    dj johnsondj johnson2 dögum síðan
  • does no one realize both joss wheadon movies the avengers and the cabin in the woods came out in the same year also with chris henswerth in both of them

    James HewittJames Hewitt2 dögum síðan

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  • I would like to point out that while it is not visible in this video, SCP-173 makes a guest appearance seriously look

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  • Is it just me or does the "ancient ones" remind anyone of the Scarlet king From the SCP foundation

    Aceofheartz XaverAceofheartz Xaver2 dögum síðan
  • fuk this movie was scary

    Op 13 in anime are awesomeOp 13 in anime are awesome2 dögum síðan
  • Count dragon

    anshuman srivastavaanshuman srivastava2 dögum síðan
  • not the avengers slander 🙄✋

    Sarrinah RafiqueSarrinah Rafique2 dögum síðan
  • You mean jules the engender

    Hazard PREDATORHazard PREDATOR2 dögum síðan
  • James A Janisse is the true master of comedy

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  • i'm Canadian

    Liam CODLiam COD2 dögum síðan
  • Your videos make me shake

    Joeanna MunizJoeanna Muniz2 dögum síðan
  • Ive just think... its fucking scp

    Zulkay 73Zulkay 732 dögum síðan
  • Does any body know the lab is based of the scp foundation

    Jillian GrahamJillian Graham3 dögum síðan
  • Lmao one of the monsters on the board was "Kevin"

    RigelRigel3 dögum síðan
  • If the scp foundation fails and the Scarlet king breaks out

    kennova fast forwardkennova fast forward3 dögum síðan
  • I honestly loved that ending even though I haven’t really watched barely any horror movies I watched a couple and got all of the references

    Omar V 143Omar V 1433 dögum síðan
  • This is a unofficial scp movie

    demon ultrondemon ultron3 dögum síðan
  • Gonna say thanks for doing such a good job on this kill count.

    SirIkesalot28SirIkesalot283 dögum síðan
  • I might be dumb but how is the tethered in this 2012 movie if they just appeared in the Jordan Peele's movie Us (2019)

    Alfredo SauceAlfredo Sauce3 dögum síðan
  • 22:57 me and the bois going to fix reactor

    Nooby The RobloxeanNooby The Robloxean3 dögum síðan
  • 15:20 did my guy really just call the Swedes Swiss?

    Mr. AnimeWolfMr. AnimeWolf3 dögum síðan
  • the snake eaten guy should get the dull maschete instead. Here is my reason: he got thrown over the railing.. and swollowed hole. it took up about a second. at least the maschete stabbed guy had some blood

    Jeg AndersJeg Anders3 dögum síðan
  • this is like the scp foundation

    Dylan RawsDylan Raws3 dögum síðan
  • I absolutely understand Goddard's point regarding SFX vs. practical effects, but the latter create an authenticity you would never see in a film completely reliant on computers. We've seen plenty of examples. This combination is far better, and the Andersons deserve an award, as do their team. I find it particularly cool that Heather Langencamp chose to remain the film / horror business in such a creative and fun position.

    wingsandashwingsandash3 dögum síðan
  • Yo the people keeping all the things there reminds me of the SCP Foundation

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  • im sorry but whenever i see Jesse Williams i'm just gonna call him Marcus

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  • I heard Anna Hutchinson acted in this movie, but I know her as Lilly in Power Rangers Jungle Fury

    JuanSe FriasJuanSe Frias4 dögum síðan
  • damn, you friendzoned marty for her

    closeenoughcloseenough4 dögum síðan
  • The funny thing is that the “that man is play galiga” is an ad lib

    FloofyMrPugFloofyMrPug4 dögum síðan
  • i need a killer unicorn film nowww

    DanThePug 2020DanThePug 20204 dögum síðan
  • Aww i wanted them to fight against killer unicorns 😤

    DanThePug 2020DanThePug 20204 dögum síðan

    Jaycole MattoxJaycole Mattox5 dögum síðan
  • Why the f**k Thor is in this moive

    Jaycole MattoxJaycole Mattox5 dögum síðan
  • this haircut was an fascinating choice, love

    Lily MayerLily Mayer5 dögum síðan
  • 19:35 witch and tank 19:38 boomer

    zackBRYTzackBRYT5 dögum síðan
  • You're seriously complaining about the "overly snappy" dialogue of the Avengers? Have you ever listened to your own commentary?

    david ludwigdavid ludwig5 dögum síðan
  • Jooo my boy from Detroit become human is in this movie Jooo what's up markos

    Lia & ShadowLia & Shadow5 dögum síðan
  • damn, thor a dumb

    Stephan CarrizalesStephan Carrizales5 dögum síðan
  • They didnt know the black guy was a robot

    the outsidersthe outsiders5 dögum síðan
  • Highest kill count 6.87B kills

    Oumou SakhoOumou Sakho5 dögum síðan
  • Why not just count all those soldiers man their odds of survival are clearly negative

    Tony's WorldTony's World5 dögum síðan
  • 7 billion kills happened in this killcount and i will give dull machete for the lamest kill going to all 7 million of them accept our protagonists

    m.georgievm.georgiev5 dögum síðan
  • Im only gonna watch this for Chris Hemsworth

    Bakugos WifeBakugos Wife5 dögum síðan
  • Ah yes, Stockholm in Switzerland.

    Local DadsLocal Dads6 dögum síðan
  • I decided to watch this with my family, and the whole time there was a narrator. Like, saying what’s happening on screen. It wasn’t one of the characters. I’m sure this version was meant for people who can’t see, but it’s odd that that was the version that was free on Amazon.

    Daisy WilliamsDaisy Williams6 dögum síðan
  • One of those guys looks like Markus from Detroit become human lol

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  • Yaeh past you is soo dumb lol

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  • I love that I couldn’t remember if I had seen this or not until I saw the bong coffee cup lmaoooo that brought it all back 😂

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  • ngl, I fuckin hate the teens in this movie. Imagine being so self absorbed that you let the entire world die just because you don’t want to sacrifice your friend

    QuantailyQuantaily6 dögum síðan
  • Why do no one talking about the fact that Holden is Jackson from greys anatomy

    Joshua OlivierJoshua Olivier6 dögum síðan
  • 19:40 Fun fact: If you play Left 4 Dead 2, you can see the Boomer two chambers from the right there. I'm not sure if the Smoker is there, my dad told me, but I don't see it.

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  • I cant help but think that in 25:40 it looks like sarah bellows from scary story to tell on the dark

    Cheno NarezCheno Narez6 dögum síðan
  • This was the closest thing to a good SCP Foundation movie

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  • Even though I knew it was coming, the editting on the Kill when Thor smashed into that forcefield was exquisite. Love your stuff, Mr. Meat, and your editors are amazing too!

    James BensonJames Benson6 dögum síðan
  • Her making out with the wolf head is the old version of red riding hood

    Alek WalesAlek Wales6 dögum síðan
  • Lol: Marty bong water !😂😂

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  • 14:57 wholesome moment

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  • Me Being A DBH Fan: Markus Is That You?!?!?!?!?!

    Shoto TodorokiShoto Todoroki7 dögum síðan
  • anyone else realize marcus from Detroit Become Human is in here.

    Corbin MasonCorbin Mason7 dögum síðan
  • Marty is literally the smartest person in the world

    Green-ish DirtGreen-ish Dirt7 dögum síðan
  • Markus is in this lol, if you know what im talking about

    ShrekShrek7 dögum síðan
  • Swiss? SWISS????

    Simon KSimon K7 dögum síðan
  • "There is chaos on every screen" was the "Jesus wept" of the script

    Wade HicksWade Hicks7 dögum síðan
  • 21:41 lovecraftian terms and stereotypes

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    • 21:47 SEE stereotypes

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  • This is one of my favorite movies. I had so much fun in the theater.

    Mads FrancisMads Francis7 dögum síðan