Pilgrim (2019) KILL COUNT

26 nóv 2020
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NOTE: Lotta puking, including self-induced vomiting, in this video. You've been warned!
ALSO: I didn't realize the gospel song was a real song - "Grateful" by Hezekiah Walker. Sorry for calling it "weird", I just meant weird in the scene given the circumstances!
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MUSIC!!
~~Logo/"The Numbers"~~
"U Make Me Feel" by MK2
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~~Introduction Section~~
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~~"The Kills"~~
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  • ►►Get 20% off + free shipping by visiting manscaped.com/deadmeat ►NOTE: Lotta puking, including self-induced vomiting, in this video. You've been warned! ►►ALSO: I didn't realize the gospel song was a real song - "Grateful" by Hezekiah Walker. Sorry for calling it "weird", I just meant weird in the scene given the circumstances! ►Email MOVIE REQUESTS to deadmeatmovies@gmail.com (please don't leave them in the comments!) ►► MERCH - hoodies, hats, pins, and tee shirts - available at www.deadmeatstore.com ► Support me at patreon.com/deadmeatjames for rewards like explicit versions of Kill Counts, full-length commentary tracks, early releases, review videos, and more! ►►Check out the DEAD MEAT PODCAST - new episodes every TUESDAY - at deadmeatpod.libsyn.com/ ►Thanks for watching - comment with your favorite joke!

    Dead MeatDead Meat2 mánuðum síðan
    • You know some people check out those God awful thankskilling movies after you put up that kill count. Trust and believe boys and girls don't do it. There is some shit you just can't unsee. >.>'

      Saiko EntertainmentSaiko Entertainment9 dögum síðan
    • No no no, Nikolaj

      Innes LiddleInnes LiddleMánuði síðan
    • So cool that you still have the Myers mask in the background

      Double C Stop motionDouble C Stop motionMánuði síðan
    • @Jimmy Brown sweet home is a horror in case you think it’s not

      Highly mutated baby dogsHighly mutated baby dogsMánuði síðan
    • 666 likes

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  • 6:30 did my mans just make a persona 5 reference?

    ItsamejordanItsamejordan2 klukkustundum síðan
  • I loved "isn't it Nikolaj". 99!

    Dead That's MeDead That's MeDegi Síðan síðan
  • Wait did James make a Persona reference?

    breadsbreadsDegi Síðan síðan
  • That’s the mom from cobra Kai she lookin pretty good

    Crypticoin jarvisCrypticoin jarvis2 dögum síðan
  • 15:28 ohhh my god this part fucked me up, not grateful 😭

    sobasoba2 dögum síðan
  • So this was Charity's life before she became a Le Domas i see

    SammiSammi4 dögum síðan
  • omg i got that nikolage refrence lol brooklyn 99

    BruceTheShark911BruceTheShark9114 dögum síðan
  • This entire Movie only happened due to the fact that no one pointed out to the Pilgrims that the Devil is far more likely to whisper in your Ear than God would and that they are likely doing Satans work with all the Murder and Torture of Innocents.

    Gamer1288Gamer12884 dögum síðan
  • Hey don’t make fun of how many cat pictures I’ve looked at

    SPIDER - MANSPIDER - MAN4 dögum síðan
  • 2:38 NINE NINEEEE

    Iωάννης ΚοραχάηςIωάννης Κοραχάης5 dögum síðan
  • Love that Brooklyn nine nine reference

    Ellis AndersonEllis Anderson5 dögum síðan
  • Ok...i call bullshit. The moment those poiseness plot berries where introduced, I'd ask wtf did you pick them then,...with my little bro.🤔 They be outta my house ASAP! Family saved

    Jason VoorheesJason Voorhees6 dögum síðan
  • Squidward: "Just imagine him... in his underwear." James @1:39 Squidward: "Oh no he's hot!!"

    LilianaeLilianae6 dögum síðan
  • well the mom plays daniel larusso's wife in cobra kai, weird

    gagan laadigagan laadi7 dögum síðan
    • Omg

      Daud 247Daud 2473 dögum síðan
  • It's based on a true story?

    89thunderfoot89thunderfoot7 dögum síðan
  • How the heck did Patience survive the ice pick?! 🤣😂

    Jay EcclestonJay Eccleston7 dögum síðan
  • Happy thanks giveing pilgrims

    Brayden CarloBrayden Carlo7 dögum síðan
  • Tate, i thought it was nikaloj, and that there is a reference too brooklyn nine nine

    ryan mcquilkimryan mcquilkim9 dögum síðan
    • It’s Nikolaj

      Mr. AshtasticMr. Ashtastic6 dögum síðan
  • Did anyone else get the Nikolaj reference from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    The skyman BiggsThe skyman Biggs9 dögum síðan
  • 😪😪😪

    Kyree keysKyree keys10 dögum síðan
  • I wonder if James gets nightmares?🤔

    Ben MooneyBen Mooney10 dögum síðan
  • Welp, I can safely say that I have ordered the manscaped kit. Here’s to hoping it’s as good as James makes it out to be!

    Fred BrandtFred Brandt10 dögum síðan
  • WHATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE SCOTT PILGRIM 2!!!!!!!!!! NOOOO!!!!! I GO CRY NOW 😭😭😭😭!!!! HEY ITS A HOLIDAY I GOT HOES ON HOES!!! GET IT BC THIS IS BASED ON A HOLIDAY 😂😂!!!! THIS IS SO FUNNY!

    TeunWVTeunWV10 dögum síðan
    • @Mr. Ashtastic everything.

      TeunWVTeunWV6 dögum síðan
    • What is wrong with you?

      Mr. AshtasticMr. Ashtastic6 dögum síðan
    • GOODBYE GUYS!

      TeunWVTeunWV10 dögum síðan
    • IS PATIENCE DIE?? IS ETHAN DIE?? ANNA NOOO!!!!!!!! SHE IS GETTING BEETEN UP!! OMG ANNA WON!!!! ANNA WON!!! IS SHE MOANING?? THAT IS NOT PG!!! ETHAN DIED! ETHAN DIED!!! OMMGGG SO HEPPEE!! NOOOO JAMES PUKED!!! 14 PEEPLE DIED!!! GET IT! PEE! PLE!!! SO COOOL IS ME 🥺! GOODBYE NOW!!! I'M SO SAD THE VIDEO IS OVER!

      TeunWVTeunWV10 dögum síðan
    • OMGGGGG SHANNEEEEEE DIED!!!! WHYYY!!! HE WAS SO NICE!! OMMGG SHE IS UNDERWATER AND SHE ALMOST DIED! NOW SHE CAN APPRECIATE LAIF!!!! OMG IS ANNA GONNA DAII!!! NOO SHE GRABBED KNIFE YESSS!!!! THEY ESCAPEDD!!! OMGGGGG CODY GOT CAPTUHRREEDD!!! YAY THEY WILL FINALLY EAT OM NOM NOM!! IS THAT SHANE???????? WHY DO THEY EAT SHANE!!! THAT IS CANNIBALISM!! OMGGG BALL JOKES IS NOT PG! 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮! THE POISON BERRY!! CODY IS SO COOL!!😂!! 8 POOPGRIMS DIED!!!

      TeunWVTeunWV10 dögum síðan
  • "ball deodorant

    I analyze why you have dislikesI analyze why you have dislikes10 dögum síðan
  • The season 2 valentines day themed horror film for this series is dubbed... ‘Tentacles’... I have a very dirty mind and am scared of it.

    Kuro RyuKuro Ryu10 dögum síðan
  • They dunked her on my birthday

    Alex JensenAlex Jensen10 dögum síðan
  • That cobra Kai reference at 2:51 almost flew over my head

    Lincoln NielsonLincoln Nielson11 dögum síðan
  • James, it's Nicolaj, not Nicolaj. Come on, you're better than this

    Pénélope BourgetPénélope Bourget11 dögum síðan
  • I don't think it's blood in the churn, i think it's jerusalem cherries. She was getting them ready for the dinner.

    Paige Wilson FranklinPaige Wilson Franklin12 dögum síðan
    • She didn’t pick any Jerusalem cherries

      Mr. AshtasticMr. Ashtastic6 dögum síðan
  • Wait wouldn’t of the actors the main characters have eaten the same stuff the pilgrims ate

    Lavenderboys 470Lavenderboys 47012 dögum síðan
  • Cobra ki cobra ki cobra ki!!!

    the garden of edenthe garden of eden13 dögum síðan
  • way did they not call 911

    Joseph BakerJoseph Baker14 dögum síðan
  • Im not American so I just stuck around for the golden chainsaw kill highlight

    TavemanicTavemanic14 dögum síðan
  • It’s not pronounced “nikolaj”, it’s “nikolaj”

    Baris AfacanBaris Afacan14 dögum síðan
    • I feel like I'm saying it. "Nikolaj" and not "Nikolaj" right?

      Dino VoldoDino Voldo11 dögum síðan
  • No it’s pronounced “Nichulas”

    Salty9910Salty991014 dögum síðan
  • it’s “Nikolaj”

    MrFlipFlop FishguyMrFlipFlop Fishguy15 dögum síðan
  • Why would you not call the cops as soon as you find the dead body

    Frankie Big RingsFrankie Big Rings15 dögum síðan
  • I love that Brooklyn 99 reference

    TheFlyingSpadeTheFlyingSpade16 dögum síðan
  • 6:28 - 6:32 .... That's the beginning of the Turkish national anthem XD EDIT: don't believe me? (64) Turkey National Anthem (Instrumental) - ISworlds and skip to 0:06

    Rina CRina C16 dögum síðan
  • i love amanda larusso in cobra kai amanda larusso play anna in this movie but you already know because every one loves cobra kai am i right

    Ro'Mauni SimsRo'Mauni Sims16 dögum síðan
  • He got a sponser but his ads still got removed

    ꧁Gacha Olive꧂꧁Gacha Olive꧂16 dögum síðan
  • Cannibalism Is Fucking Gross as Fuck

    DReeseMLPBronyDReeseMLPBrony16 dögum síðan
  • The abrupt violet encouragingly unpack because stone anaerobically appreciate circa a necessary pail. zealous, future futuristic donna

    Grace CoxGrace Cox17 dögum síðan
  • Anna played in COBRA KAI

    siddiq kellysiddiq kelly17 dögum síðan
  • 13:06 Turn on the captions

    Jonathan GarciaJonathan Garcia19 dögum síðan
  • Best business moment yet

    Jonathan GarciaJonathan Garcia19 dögum síðan
  • killing evil as a family.

    Eric BaekEric Baek19 dögum síðan
  • Thankgiving? its black friday tomorrow!

    Eric BaekEric Baek19 dögum síðan
  • this was so weird to watch bc my name is patience lol

    Patience Duncan-McPheePatience Duncan-McPhee20 dögum síðan
  • So that’s where the last sale witch went.

    Opal RobloxOpal Roblox20 dögum síðan
  • Golden chainsaw should’ve gone to the builder

    Mr. AshtasticMr. Ashtastic21 degi síðan síðan
  • Codey is such a thoroughly unlikable character at the beginning. Doesn't really make you want to root for her

    THOTHTHOTH21 degi síðan síðan
    • She does suffocate everyone with her opinions

      Mr. AshtasticMr. Ashtastic21 degi síðan síðan
  • “Isn’t this, what you, wished for?” That’s one way to look at it

    Mr. AshtasticMr. Ashtastic22 dögum síðan
  • The step-mom is In Cobra Kia

    Joel BrownJoel Brown22 dögum síðan
    • My bad

      Joel BrownJoel Brown22 dögum síðan
    • It’s Cobra Kai not cobra kia

      Mr. AshtasticMr. Ashtastic22 dögum síðan
    • @Mr. Ashtastic Do you know Cobra Kia The TV show on Netflix

      Joel BrownJoel Brown22 dögum síðan
    • Cobra Kai

      Mr. AshtasticMr. Ashtastic22 dögum síðan
  • No no, not Nikolaj, it's pronounced *Nikolaj*

    Daniel PlantDaniel Plant22 dögum síðan
    • @Mr. Ashtastic it was a lot of effort to write out. You already said you understood when you clearly didn't, and I thought you would stop replying to a joke you didn't understand if that was the case.

      Daniel PlantDaniel Plant22 dögum síðan
    • You could’ve said that in the beginning

      Mr. AshtasticMr. Ashtastic22 dögum síðan
    • Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

      Daniel PlantDaniel Plant22 dögum síðan
    • @Mr. Ashtastic if you understood you wouldn't have replied to my comment. The joke is that Jake gets corrected by Boyle every time he says it, even though, from the audience's perspective, he says it right every time. That's why I corrected James, I was Boyle correcting James' Peralta

      Daniel PlantDaniel Plant22 dögum síðan
    • I still understand

      Mr. AshtasticMr. Ashtastic22 dögum síðan
  • James... Your years of thanksgiving movies are running out... Won't be long before you have to cover the cursed movie... thankskilling 3

    Captain_SqueaksCaptain_Squeaks22 dögum síðan
  • Fannnnn🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

    Savage KidSavage Kid22 dögum síðan
  • That Hulu watermark is pissing me off 🤓

    UnityTrapUnityTrap22 dögum síðan
  • That “Grateful” song I think was made by Kirk Franklin

    CrownMe13CrownMe1323 dögum síðan
  • The Jurassic park reference he always uses is still hilarious

    CrownMe13CrownMe1323 dögum síðan
  • Uk is the eu

    The toxicguyThe toxicguy23 dögum síðan
  • Pretty sure Anna might be the same actress as Daniel Larusso's wife in Cobra Kai , might check imdb about that one just to be sure 2:54 ayyy i was right.

    Fan ReviewFan Review23 dögum síðan
  • 15:12 The Crucible Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Leebo McClellandLeebo McClelland23 dögum síðan
  • James, I wanted to share a few words of thanks with you. I have been watching terrible movies ritually by hosting a bad movie night once a week since 2005. I assembled a crew, and even keep a list of the films seen to rank them. Due to the death of my best friend, and the betrayal of another, I had almost lost my love for finding the cult classics and ranking them. That was until I found your channel. Thank you for sparking the love for finding the worst of the worst in the horror genre. It means so much to have it back.

    Johnathon SchleicherJohnathon Schleicher23 dögum síðan
  • Lmao karate kids wife nice

    Adrian ArrietaAdrian Arrieta24 dögum síðan
  • James needs to make a "SHPOOKAAY!!!" merch thing...Whos with me? 👇😶

    GoopGamer HjHjHjGoopGamer HjHjHj24 dögum síðan
  • It’s like: “WE SAVE BALLS”

    Jimmy SeitJimmy Seit25 dögum síðan
  • Did anyone ever try to call the police in this film.

    Meteor StormMeteor Storm26 dögum síðan
    • The pilgrims took all there phones so they couldnt.

      Tsubaki Of MelancholyTsubaki Of Melancholy23 dögum síðan
  • 2:37 is that a B99 reference? Oh James you never fail to amaz me

    King GewaldroKing Gewaldro26 dögum síðan
  • Why is James the best human being? If not the best, totally my favorite.

    Jackson OrrickJackson Orrick26 dögum síðan
  • This is weird my name is kody and my friend is named ethan I have to look out it looks like

    King mickeyKing mickey27 dögum síðan
  • Gotta love the 99 refrence

    Suburban DadSuburban Dad27 dögum síðan
  • I love the Brooklyn 99 Reference 😂

    CehmzCehmz27 dögum síðan
  • If the rule is not to say life sucks etc than I would be dead in a matter of 2 minutes

    Vexy NexyVexy Nexy27 dögum síðan
  • no, it's nicholaj

    My Cat PepperMy Cat Pepper27 dögum síðan
    • It really isn’t

      Mr. AshtasticMr. Ashtastic26 dögum síðan
  • He’ll eventually run out of movies and then have to do thankskilling 3

    big bean burritobig bean burrito27 dögum síðan
  • Do people seriously put deodorant on their balls? wtf?

    WizzykinWizzykin28 dögum síðan
  • Love the Brooklyn 99 reference 🤣🤣👌👌

    T reXT reX28 dögum síðan
  • 2:36 "Brooklyn Nine - Nine"

    Raditya AmoretRaditya Amoret28 dögum síðan
  • Happy thanks giving let's count dead bodies based on a movie about it

    Splashy BirdSplashy Bird28 dögum síðan
  • Cody is played by Reign Edwards who also acted on the soap The Bold and The Beautiful. Both Texas Battle (FD3) and Jacqueline Maclnnes Woods (FD5) are also star, like Horror, Soaps are also incestuous.

    tiffany rancetiffany rance28 dögum síðan
  • now let me say something ✨Tate is god damn adorable✨ if my little brother was Tate, I’d 💗love💗 him.

    Allison LoneElkAllison LoneElk28 dögum síðan
  • One of these days, he will have to cover ThanksKilling 3

    GeraldCosby EntertainmentGeraldCosby Entertainment29 dögum síðan
  • Nikolaj 👌

    Atlas EvansAtlas Evans29 dögum síðan
  • “Did we just murder, as a family?” That’s one way to look at it

    Mr. AshtasticMr. Ashtastic29 dögum síðan
  • The winter solstice is the shortest night of the year, the summer solstice is the longest

    Mr. AshtasticMr. Ashtastic29 dögum síðan
    • That’s what I said

      Mr. AshtasticMr. Ashtastic27 dögum síðan
    • You’ve reversed the days. Summer is the longest day, winter is the shortest day, because summer typically has more sunlight and vice versa.

      A Casual CactusA Casual Cactus27 dögum síðan
  • I get why Shane is glued to his iPad for work, I’m glued to my iPad for school

    Mr. AshtasticMr. Ashtastic29 dögum síðan
  • The scene with the electronic music was too weird for me

    Mariel Hernández EspinosaMariel Hernández Espinosa29 dögum síðan
  • Yellow sweater girl is really annoying no offense.

    Npc I'm knotNpc I'm knot29 dögum síðan
    • She does suffocate everyone with her opinions

      Mr. AshtasticMr. Ashtastic26 dögum síðan
  • Is James sponsored by Blumhouse

    DEA OfficialDEA Official29 dögum síðan
  • Me, sitting down with dinner: I will binge some of these videos James: "dinner time gets kinda nasty so I have a sponsor Me: ah, this will be a video for AFTER dinner, understandable

    SindySindy29 dögum síðan
  • vs the world

    JustKonriJustKonri29 dögum síðan
  • Wonder how many people would get triggered over the throwing before the numbers

    Austyn NelsonAustyn Nelson29 dögum síðan
  • The year that James can no longer avoid Thankskilling 3 is the year we see the highest view count in the Dead Meat channel

    Ian ByrneIan Byrne29 dögum síðan
  • I was so hoping he’d make a joke about Tate- I mean Nikolaj

    theo williamstheo williams29 dögum síðan
  • The sponsor💀💀

    BrettPlayzBrettPlayzMánuði síðan
  • THEY KILLED JACK MCPHEE! NOOOOOOO

    Archie ShearmanArchie ShearmanMánuði síðan
  • NiKoLaJ

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  • When I saw the thumbnail I had to check and see if Lisa Hannigan had started acting.

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