The Lighthouse (2019) KILL COUNT

6 okt 2020
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**The "To the Numbers" speech was written by James Graessle, the storyteller who acts as my DM in DnDnD:**
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  • ►The "To the Numbers" speech was written by James Graessle, the storyteller who acts as my DM in DnDnD: ►►Email MOVIE REQUESTS to (please don't leave them in the comments!) ►MERCH - hoodies, hats, pins, and tee shirts - available at ►►Support me at for rewards like explicit versions of Kill Counts, full-length commentary tracks, early releases, review videos, and more! ►►Check out the DEAD MEAT PODCAST - new episodes every TUESDAY - at ►Thanks for watching - comment with your favorite joke!

    Dead MeatDead Meat3 mánuðum síðan
    • Fantastic job Graessle! Hope to see more contributions from you on the Dead Meat Channel (and you were my favorites recurring guest on Drunk Disney, Mr. Disembodied Hands)

      Sabrina SeniorSabrina Senior5 dögum síðan
    • It’s cool to see Norman Osborn in this movie.

      OscOsc21 degi síðan síðan
    • .u

      Mexican goatMexican goat2 mánuðum síðan
    • How do you feel about Robert Pattinson being Bats?

      Ventus VanitasVentus Vanitas2 mánuðum síðan
    • Dungeons, dungeons, and more dungeons??!

      Matcha do About nothingMatcha do About nothing2 mánuðum síðan
  • Ok, I HAD to like for that ending monologue alone. Damn.

    Elisabeth BanberElisabeth Banber4 klukkustundum síðan
  • where did you get ur coat? please tell me

    BcsoaresBcsoares7 klukkustundum síðan
  • Excuse me... 9:15 Did you just say they were having a CrAb DinNeR? Those are lobsters, it’s what NS Canada is known for

    Boats and HoesBoats and Hoes8 klukkustundum síðan
  • Bro it’s flapjack and knuckles 20 years later

    Jpna GamingJpna Gaming14 klukkustundum síðan
  • Sea of thieves reference ??? 2:20

    MinoritymanMinoritymanDegi Síðan síðan
  • JUST realized the they might be giants reference

    AnecjoteAnecjoteDegi Síðan síðan
  • dance

    nea milknea milkDegi Síðan síðan
  • 8:03 or a rich, traumatised kid dressed up in a batsuit

    : D: D2 dögum síðan
  • Omg they might be giants reference

    Drawyoursword420Drawyoursword4202 dögum síðan
  • Bad luck to kill a sea bird Pile drives a pelican

    Corbyn BelliveauCorbyn Belliveau2 dögum síðan
  • Did he make a Sea of Thieves reference?

    Ulfgar BjornssonUlfgar Bjornsson3 dögum síðan
  • 9:14

    Noah BirschNoah Birsch3 dögum síðan
  • I wish there was a way to mess with the colour settings so I could watch this in black and white. And if there is for computers, I mean my phone.

    Triple mmmTriple mmm3 dögum síðan

    Baked BeastBaked Beast4 dögum síðan
  • Love the movie. Hate you.

    Wize WizardWize Wizard4 dögum síðan
    • Why?

      Fellow HumanFellow Human4 dögum síðan
  • acai

    Josh RogersJosh Rogers4 dögum síðan
  • Did..... did james just make a sea of theives reference?

    Sam BryanSam Bryan4 dögum síðan
  • This distorted screaming fuckin kills me the raw base and black and white is too funn

    Mantis ShrimpMantis Shrimp5 dögum síðan
  • 4:33 Jason and the countless of screaming argonauts be like

    connor perryconnor perry5 dögum síðan
  • damn this movie was a waste of my time, boring, makes 0 sense. least it had atmosphere but that is it.

    jackstone112jackstone1125 dögum síðan
  • 8:34 BRUH.

    TheKidInTheBaccTheKidInTheBacc6 dögum síðan
  • Bro ur real name is catchy asf🙌🏼

    Burtis BannoyBurtis Bannoy6 dögum síðan

    Nickel The WiseNickel The Wise6 dögum síðan
  • is it just me who knows Robert patterson from twilight and Harry Potter ;-;

    Allie LindsayAllie Lindsay7 dögum síðan
  • 8:33 a man of culture I see

    Asdf AsdfAsdf Asdf7 dögum síðan
  • johneawesome

    Josh RogersJosh Rogers7 dögum síðan
  • Reminds me of the Twilight Zone of the 60s. Black and white, long monologues and twisted themes, just updated.

    Ryan Wilson-WilhiteRyan Wilson-Wilhite8 dögum síðan
  • 2

    PNZ6 Ausf JPNZ6 Ausf J10 dögum síðan
  • Let Neptune strike ye dead, Winslow. Hark! Hark, Triton, hark! Below, bid our father the sea king, rise from the depths, full fowled in his fury. Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime. To choke ye! Engorging your organs 'til ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more. Only when he, crowned in cockle shells, with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest, and plunges right through your gullet! Bursting ye! A bulging blackguard no more, but a blasted bloody film, now a nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to pick, and claw, and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the dread emperor himself. Forgotten to any man, to any time. Forgotten to any god or devil. Forgotten even to the sea. For any stuff or part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul, is Winslow no more, but is now, itself the sea!

    Homeless slowbroHomeless slowbro11 dögum síðan
  • I didn’t catch those were logs I. The background. I thought those were rocks lol

    Roberto LopezRoberto Lopez11 dögum síðan
  • I am a Whisky lover And i definitively loved this Movie

    Carlos PinzónCarlos Pinzón11 dögum síðan
  • The SpitterThe Spitter11 dögum síðan
  • Nova Scotia strong baby 💪

    Meme Time chlbjchMeme Time chlbjch11 dögum síðan
  • Wonder if we're related my last name is jewett

    Tyler JewettTyler Jewett12 dögum síðan
  • Two guys get stuck on a rock and turn gay

    Tiger GamingTiger Gaming13 dögum síðan
  • The Shining influences tf out of this movie

    Gavin BrandoGavin Brando14 dögum síðan
    • Makes me wonder how the shining would have been in black and white

      Axel NilssonAxel Nilsson4 dögum síðan
  • I love that when the sea bird is death in the movie it also is death in the background Before: 3:07 After: 8:55

    FreakysteinFreakystein14 dögum síðan
  • Skip the 'trying to be funny' symptoms and go straight to 25:00, there you really find whats it all about.

    bolderiksbolderiks14 dögum síðan
  • I appreciate the TMBG reference

    p dp d14 dögum síðan
  • Curse thee Winslow, and Subscribe.

    TonyLaGhostTonyLaGhost15 dögum síðan
  • 14:15 that shot of Dafoe reminds me so much of old german expressionist films. Very interesting lighting

    THOTHTHOTH15 dögum síðan
  • The ubiquitous wednesday advantageously intend because element socially steer into a fascinated day. aloof, squeamish turkey

    Young RamenYoung Ramen16 dögum síðan
  • Wait, James doesn't have a pirate accent?! He has deceived us...

    arfalow arfalowarfalow arfalow17 dögum síðan
  • The damaged priest cranially correct because illegal pathomorphologically deliver over a ripe army. lackadaisical, clear luttuce

    myles mcleanmyles mclean17 dögum síðan
  • "The Lighthouse"(2019) is an excellent atmospheric psychological horror movie! The isolation, the loneliness, and finally the paranoia all over the greatness!

    Konstantinos KaragiannisKonstantinos Karagiannis17 dögum síðan
  • love how once the seabird dies James puts the prop bird on its back when before it was flying

    gay bucket babygay bucket baby18 dögum síðan
  • what was that flash though

    braaitrashbraaitrash18 dögum síðan
  • Anybody else notice that Sea of Thieves reference?

    DoppioDoppio18 dögum síðan
  • Honestly thank you for making this video bc my adhd mind couldn’t focus on this movie for more than 5 minutes at a time so I gave up even though it sounds really interesting and this video did a good job to convince me to try again lmao

    Jenna ended and I’m sadJenna ended and I’m sad18 dögum síðan
  • Ayyyyy my boy plays sea of thieves.

    Random EditsRandom Edits19 dögum síðan
  • The "real" Winslow? You mean Dexter Lumis?

    Dyl BoiDyl Boi19 dögum síðan
  • i would be fired if that was my job.... after killing jason off and countless screaming argonauts

    Timothy TaylorTimothy Taylor19 dögum síðan
  • I like how when the seagull dies the seagull in the background is taken down

    Carter ClarkCarter Clark21 degi síðan síðan
  • Willem DeFoe will forever be Green Goblin to me! 😂

    Seth BlairSeth Blair21 degi síðan síðan
    • I’m something of a scientist myself

      Fellow HumanFellow Human4 dögum síðan
  • chandelier

    Flores HarveyFlores Harvey21 degi síðan síðan
  • Okay, I have only watched the premise, but I am going to be really surprised if the kill count here scores higher than 2.

    Oleh GultsOleh Gults21 degi síðan síðan
  • Will Eggers ever get to the nosferatu remake :(

    SpaceBootSpaceBoot21 degi síðan síðan
  • I love how hard yall tried to downplay the homoeroticism in the dog bit

    SaturosSaturos22 dögum síðan
  • My only thing to add to all the wonderful theories is this; Gulls don't nest in timber country

    David SandsDavid Sands22 dögum síðan
  • Not my bandwidth :(

    gman73100gman7310022 dögum síðan
  • Fun fact: originally the last shot of the movie was suppose to be of Robert Pattinson’s character getting an erection.

    Justin BelmonteJustin Belmonte23 dögum síðan
  • 25:30 This video is a JoJo reference confirmed

    Nero PastaNero Pasta23 dögum síðan
  • 21:00 basically that would happen to all the villains in Spider Mans universe if Batman was in charge

    Nero PastaNero Pasta23 dögum síðan
  • Anyone else catch that they might be giants reference!

    nicholas lewisnicholas lewis24 dögum síðan
  • Dead meat x found flix?

    Lance TamplinLance Tamplin24 dögum síðan
  • 2:22 was that a Sea if Thieves reference

    THEWORLD_ 35THEWORLD_ 3524 dögum síðan
  • I think there is a baby Cthulhu in the lamp

    Wyatt KlimasWyatt Klimas25 dögum síðan
  • This movie reminded me of a story i heard once About three lighthouse keepers disappearing without any evidence that they died there or left, just a notebook detailing what they went through, talking about a storm and a thing in the lighthouse chasing them

    lollol25 dögum síðan
  • 22:54 Legends have it this is what ISworlds did to leafy

    ant 11264ant 1126425 dögum síðan
  • 4:30 I love the They Might Be Giants reference!!!

    Jacob PiatkowskiJacob Piatkowski25 dögum síðan
  • Never new Patterson had it in him seeing he came from the shittiest vampire films ever

    Douglas BullDouglas Bull26 dögum síðan
  • Yer fond of me lobster I seen it

    Douglas BullDouglas Bull26 dögum síðan
  • Siren???? Siren? That's mermaid erasure. How dare you!!? #joking

    Wordy GoddessWordy Goddess26 dögum síðan
  • Both these actors were robbed of oscars for this

    AaronAaron26 dögum síðan
  • The stingy pedestrian unexpectedly hum because postbox specially race amongst a spotty bangle. valuable, jittery vest

    Juan HernandezJuan Hernandez28 dögum síðan
  • Batman and Green Goblin

    Kombo MasterKombo Master28 dögum síðan
  • can we please talk about how amazing the monologue james gave was

    EllamolEllamol29 dögum síðan
  • that sound at 2:30 put me on high alert, had to check like 3 times that it was from the vid. I've never gotten spooked by one of those knock knock sounds but that one is crazy.

    CrabmainCrabmain29 dögum síðan
  • Does the one eyed head in the lobster trap have anything to do with the one-eyed seagull

    Baila AbramsBaila AbramsMánuði síðan
  • Wasn't this slightly based on a true story? About the 3 men who went missing while tending a light house after 5 weeks and they found journals about weather that didn't match what the actual weather was on those days and just odd things? The name is escaping me but that was a true story.

    Katie WheelerKatie WheelerMánuði síðan
  • unusannus

    Hayley LymberyHayley LymberyMánuði síðan
  • I remember doing a story like this at school. It was about three lighthouse workers that went suddenly missing on a stormy night, with no evidence that points towards a murder or a kidnapping, yet there was some wierd evidence that points towards supernatural events, like crows circling the lighthouse and one of the lighthouse workers going crazy. I think it's called the story of flannan island.

    Joe MamaJoe MamaMánuði síðan
  • when he said "you fond of me lobster?" I heard it first as "you fondled my lobster?" needless to say I was very amused.

    Roxana ZamfirescuRoxana ZamfirescuMánuði síðan
  • you should make a The Old Guard kill count with a side kill count for the main character's deaths

    Kalina IvanovaKalina IvanovaMánuði síðan
  • I remember the fallen do they think of me?

    AdrianTheHomieAdrianTheHomieMánuði síðan
  • 9:12 - Love that joke is still relevant

    The Cyborg CraftsmanThe Cyborg CraftsmanMánuði síðan
  • Ayee robert pattinson is my idol. Really want to act with him one day.

  • Not since Naked Lunch have I been so confused by a movie while simultaneously loving it.

    Pompous BastardPompous BastardMánuði síðan
  • Fisticuffs brawl of no-homo 🤣🤣😂😂😂

    Andrea ManningAndrea ManningMánuði síðan
  • bagpipes

    Απολλον ΓραφεΑπολλον ΓραφεMánuði síðan
  • oasis

    Роман ДолгихРоман ДолгихMánuði síðan
  • "And your god damn ppppphhhhhhhFFFFFFAAAAAAARRTTSS!!!" Line fucking made laugh for a solid 2 minutes

    cj productionscj productionsMánuði síðan
  • I fear thee and thy glittering eye "And thy skinny hand so brown - Fear not fear not , thou wedding guest! This body dropt not down.

    Jake BattledayJake BattledayMánuði síðan
  • JAMES!! Have you seen Brock Baker's version of this movie? It's fucking hilarious

    paige wilson-franklinpaige wilson-franklinMánuði síðan
  • when he made the sea of thieves reference i was very happy

    Pothole MaxxPothole MaxxMánuði síðan
  • Seagulls are not friends, they are not food, they are feathery fucking trash birds; just had to mention that.

    Forest ArmstrongForest ArmstrongMánuði síðan
  • This movie feels like a 1902 Classic book that everyone loves for some reason.

    Riceasaurus • 9 years agoRiceasaurus • 9 years agoMánuði síðan
  • all i can think of is slints spiderland album

    proxiniteproxiniteMánuði síðan
  • I was shocked how well Robert Patterson acted on this movie.

    Truman WayTruman WayMánuði síðan