James and Chelsea are headed into the heart of darkness with Jon Voight and J Lo in this week’s review of Anaconda, a very good movie.
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MUSIC!!
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"U Make Me Feel" by MK2
I just stared at a woman for 1 hour 3 min 47 sec
I don’t know about anyone else, but the font they use at the top of the video makes the “C” look like a “L”, anyone else see it?
I hope you do a kill count for at least the first 2 anaconda movies
No explanation on urethra back then, but to this day a near-full exposit of EMP every time. Also love Lucy chilling by the camera.
Time for some science facts. Hypothetically, a snake the size of the one in Anaconda would move painstakingly slowly. In nature, a snake that size would simply not happen, and if it did, it will inevitably die of starvation, it consumes too much energy and is no longer an eficient predator. The shark in Jaws, in size, is not a crazy thing, but his behaviour is not realistic for a great white.
Please do a anaconda kill count it's one of my favorite horror franchises
I'll forever defend Leviathan as the best cheesey creature feature. Y'all touched on it in the remakes episode, but I'd love to see a full episode about the weird underwater Alien rip off trend with Leviathan, Deepstar 6, and Lords of the Deep that happened in '89
You've heard of "Let Chelsea host a Kill Count episode", now get ready for: Let Lucy host a Kill Count episode
I know that the movie does take a lot of liberals with actual anacondas lol like besides the obvious, anacondas will only throw up the food they just ate if they feel they are in immediate danger.
at the 44:44 mark - i always thought the same thing.. i watched this on netflix earlier this week and i realized it didnt happen .. is this a possible mandela effect moment ??? *being super serious
Please do a kill count on Anaconda
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There’s subtitles on Netflix.
36:39 Lucy do be werein that hat doe
I'm gonna be honest I never noticed there was 2 snakes in this movie lol.
"There is a close up, she is wearing a see-through shirt-" "Niiice~" Chelsea found guilty of horny on main, smh
Please please please do Aguirre the Wrath of God
Hey James!!! You should cover “Pieces”
I heard Warrior Snake. But i love the idea of Wife Snake, so i will ingrate that in my head from now on
I'm just mesmerized by their cat Lucy so much. I want to pet her.
I think the line is, “You killed my wild snake.” 😁
I like to think that John Voit said you killed a white snake and just thinking of the band
I think when the anaconda spit out the antagonist, it was supposed to be food for its offspring in that one scene
Lucy staring at the camera like “these people keep taking my humans attention away from me 😑”
“You killed my last snake!”? Maybe?
Fun fact: there’s actually a third Wilson brother, Andrew. He’s not nearly as big a star and doesn’t look as much like Luke or Owen Wilson. He actually played Beef Supreme in Idiocracy, which stars Luke Wilson.
Wild sound
I truly believe Jlo agent used those exact words: "Jlo's not sharing this fucking movie!"
I mean, after Cher, Jlo is the best singer who became an actress.
Anaconda has snakes and Jlo. It's everything I want
Wait----- I hate that i know this, but I'm pretty sure that at 46:55 there was a Fortnite breaking metal sound or something? I recognize it. p.s. I am fully aware that the movie came out ears before Fortnite did. Don't @ me.
That floating grass is some strong shit. Have a lake here with like a quarter of it covered with it. Can walk on it and shit, it's pretty cool.
I was told that LL Cool J did die in the original cut of Deep Blue Sea but the test audience was pissed because they liked his character and how he tried to stay positive through everything. So they thought he deserved to live and the film makers changed the ending.
that is a high quality CGI cat
12:00 that's a WRAP on danny trejo?! and you didn't acknowledge that at all???????
I read ANALONDA on the top. lol
Your doing doing all the podcast on my favorite movies
The line was “you killed my warrior snake”. Hulu has the movie and subtitles.
JAMES NOW YOU NEED TO THE WHOLE ANACONDA FRANCHISE
candiru swims up your what? nope! Love this movie
Anaconda 2 was the best one out the series.💡👍
"You killed my Warrior snake" Early in the movie he mentions warrior snakes serving a queen snake and somthing about a thousand foot snake that's like a gold wall or some shit.... but you gotta listen really close and be a little drunk and you'll hear it
23:20 the beady little eyes of john voyte made me laugh so hard
When you guys were discussing Gary's heel turn, in a scene when they're jus waiting, Gary and Denise have this sad quiet moment where she looks at him like how could u do this...n all he could do is lower his head like I'm sorry. Fun fact: Denise is the mom from eight legged freaks!!!!
23:48 I don't know my peanuts lore but I have a faint image of him, with the whispy chin hairs?? It made me chuckle anyhow!!
She talks too much , here to hear James
Call it nostalgia bias, but I've never considered Anaconda "so bad it's good." When I saw this as a kid I just loved this movie. It's just giant fucking snakes and some decent-to-morally-questionable characters floating down a river. I don't need any more premise than that. Jon Voight's character winking after being regurgitated by the snake? Sure, that seems plausible. All I knew about snakes is that they swallow their prey whole, so it's entirely possible he's still alive and a final wink at the protagonist is totally in-character. Also snakes can 100% throw up their food if they're spooked or stressed in some way. Considering Voight was still alive and might have been irritating the anaconda internally, in addition to the fact the snake was engaged in combat, it makes a lot of sense that it would throw up what it just ate.
ive been watching kill counts for a long time but never tried the podcast, time to start with my favorite animal attack movie letsss gooo
Kari Wuhrer! She was Tanya in Red Alert 2.
23:20 😂😂😂
I'm so sad because I'm in Australia and right now Shudder isn't here yet
“ you killed my Warrior snake!” Took quite a few years to figure out that one
It always bothered me when Emma Stone’s character says anaconda was the first R rated movie she ever saw in Zombieland. It was PG-13
You don't know Kari Wuhrer!??!?!?! MTV? Eight Legged Freaks!? Oy.
I think its white snack like white whale and hes Ahab weird to just all of a sudden draw line to Moby dick but I guess it works
Plzzz watch Crawl (2019) and cover it on the podcast!!!!
Lucy the cat is the best!!!
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The sequel to this movie was my little brothers favorite movie from the time he was like 6 till he was like 12 he watched all the time and it’s so so bad but like I’m still not sure why my brother got attached to the sequel as opposed to the first one lmao
Lucy looks just like my Lucy! She’s soooooo cute!!!! 😄😄😄😄😄
Forgot to point out that Jlo shoots the snake with a bolt action rifle, but never operates the bolt. It instead frames her firing repeatedly like it is a semi auto.
36:58 that accent though
JLO was 30 then
I just want a video that is literally just you guys saying "you kill my wife snake. you will my wife snake? YOU KILL MY WIFE SNAKE!" and then the clip from the actually movie. That's all I want. I rewinded to that part so many times because I just love hearing you guys go "YOU KILL MY WIFE SNAKE". I literally cried I was laughing so hard
Kari Wuhrer was in Thinner, Chelsea
how nice when you share the same passion :-) cute couple !!
All the conjuring movies would be cool to hear on the pod!
Yo, James and Chelsea, y'all should also check out Komodo. ;)
Anaconda is awesome! Unofficial Most Watched Movie in South Africa!
Lucy the Cat is an unsettling presence considering the content. She moves so creepily.
Could u perhaps do a review on anaconda the blood orchid cause that's one of my favorite movies lmao
Yes, hopefully Anaconda!
I keep coming back to this podcast because it's such fun but the line that still kills me a month later is "the cuck snake". That's one of those phrases I never expected to hear in my life.
Lavalantula
The line is "you killed my warrior snake" but with his ridiculous accent it does sound like "wife snake"
Jesus! So I’m watching this and completely out of context notice Chucky hiding in the corner plotting how he’s going to take you guys out and for a brief second freaked out.
Do anacondas 2 also I like that movie
Lucy blessing us with her presence
She left as soon as I typed this 😭
You guys could watch Eight Legged Freaks :) One of my favorite creature features, and it has the man of a million faces, David Arquette.
Anaconda is legendary
Jesus! I just saw the chucky behind James
You guys need to review bad Christian horror movies. They are hilarious
Paranormal Pooltergeist Party?
Snoopy's cousin was Spike
i am going to make a video of all of chelseas impressions shes so funny
48:03 I'm pretty sure John Voight says "warrior snake". It's been a while since I've seen the movie but I'm fairly confident he uses the term earlier if you can make out what he's saying
DVDs have been around long enough for Bluray to have no excuse not to have subtitles for a 90s movie. Looking at you too, Nintendo, your lack of effort in the early Pokémon movie DVDs is astonishing.
For the record John Voet actually say 'You killed my warrior snake' Amazon had the sub titled version.
"You killed my warrior snake."
Komodo and arachnophobia were two of those big 90's creature features
Do the children of the corn kill count series there’s like 10 movies 😂
Don't worry Chelsea. I love nature and there's few places I would ever say no to going to and the Amazon rainforest is one of them. Just nope. That place and all the native people who live in it are safe from seeing me because there are certain animals and bugs I don't want to mess with who live in there.
Can you make the kill count of anaconda
The accent you're thinking of is a Cajun i think
I was distracted by Chelsea's nails the whole time. They're so nice! I love that color.
What’s weird about the urethra fish is that yes that has happened but only like once, the fish in question is a type of parasitic catfish which lives in another fishes gills and one occasion swam up someone’s dick and got stuck
petition to have them release 1 hour of cute cat footage!
7:50 cat!
Please talk about Werner Herzog on the Podcast
Is it bad that I think this movie is great?