Valentine (2001) KILL COUNT

14 feb 2020
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    Dead MeatDead MeatÁri síðan
    • Yo james I'm a big fan can you do Orphan 2009 kill count as always cool videos 👍

      Zaquib AhmedZaquib Ahmed3 dögum síðan
    • Please please please please do urban legend

      Nicole loftusNicole loftus5 mánuðum síðan
    • You gotta do “Venom” (2005)

      Mise'l AbramMise'l Abram5 mánuðum síðan
    • 🙏🏼🙏🏼

      anamitro biswasanamitro biswas6 mánuðum síðan
    • Hey James I me a big fan oh you I love Star Wars and WWe and I like Friday the 13th

      Steven Diaz de leonSteven Diaz de leon7 mánuðum síðan
  • This movie is so bad, but in every good way possible. I actually enjoyed it.

    Fanatic 101Fanatic 10114 klukkustundum síðan
  • Me: -Known as Valentine -Was (and still is) called Dahmer (for multiple reasons) -Loves horror movies and true murders

    Not CORPSENot CORPSE20 klukkustundum síðan
  • the characters are so forgettable that i forgot which one was which

    buffthis!! !buffthis!! !2 dögum síðan
  • cool men 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

    Νικος ΠαπαδατοςΝικος Παπαδατος3 dögum síðan
  • While I was being born in 2003 this dude was giving himself swirlies, weird how life works like that

    Nico di AngeloNico di Angelo4 dögum síðan
  • Thanks for giving me some good facts about the Valentine movie in 2001, Mister Dead Meat! : )

    Osagie E. GuobadiaOsagie E. Guobadia5 dögum síðan
  • Plastic surgery in movies be like before:👴🏻 after:👶🏻

    Salty9910Salty99106 dögum síðan
  • 7:03 hahahaaa🤣

    Kaden Pile-RileyKaden Pile-Riley7 dögum síðan
  • I’m jye Moore and...JM on the card!

    Banana King the 1stBanana King the 1st7 dögum síðan
  • Manmadhan🙃ra elaii

  • The perpetual north synthetically double because freezer acly separate worth a ready porcupine. cuddly, concerned lobster

    Lavar BallLavar Ball7 dögum síðan
  • 1:57 isn’t that dude on the right Mickey from shameless?

    Kevin MaloneKevin Malone8 dögum síðan
  • bridge driveway? was it that? I don't remember. sure it wasn't just a bridge? who builds a bridge driveway. I'm with you, James. Kinda.

    S HS H8 dögum síðan
  • So no one is going to point out that the dude in the beginning is Mickey from shameless

    matt ellismatt ellis12 dögum síðan
  • Me looking at my wallet and then staring at the mask: I must buy it

    Eric OkumaEric Okuma12 dögum síðan
  • Both of the girls are definitely together

    Lilac ProductionsLilac Productions12 dögum síðan
  • "Could we please cut away to a... TITLE CAAAARD!?!?!??"

    Sambotron3000Sambotron300013 dögum síðan
  • Honestly they should bring back murder mystery-styled horror movies

    iternal guyiternal guy14 dögum síðan
  • 2:33 sir this isn't Discord 😂

    Jewel WildmoonJewel Wildmoon14 dögum síðan
  • Dorothy is like one of those girls on social media that is skinny but 2 cm thicker than her friend so in her mind that must make her fat

    Grovnar GamingGrovnar Gaming15 dögum síðan
  • Four girls questioned about another girls death at a funeral? Sounds like umm idk PRETTY LITTLE LIARS?

    Allie TolerAllie Toler15 dögum síðan
  • when i turned on caption i saw "james agee nice"

    UwUギャビーUwUギャビー15 dögum síðan
  • I read the book that this movie is asked on, and it’s so much better!

    lac92576lac9257616 dögum síðan
  • if a group of girls dislike a guy who is a nerd and bullies who do not care at all and only try to bully the nerd guy here are some options for the nerd guy: 1. find a mask. 2. take the girls boyfriends out. 3. take revenge on the girls themselves.

    Nathan PetherbridgeNathan Petherbridge17 dögum síðan
  • I saw this movie on Tubi....didn't like it. It was bland, boring, and predictable. AND YOU KNEW WHO THE KILLER WAS THE WHOLE DAMN TIME.

    RedDragonM1RedDragonM118 dögum síðan
  • Question! Are the water tanks in American toilets not easily removable? She could've easily washed her hair using the water there instead lol

    July RaugustJuly Raugust19 dögum síðan
  • gotta rewatch this cause it was valentine's day yesterday

    Nathaniel JuevesanoNathaniel Juevesano19 dögum síðan
  • Tomorrow is Valentine

    TWERK UPDATESTWERK UPDATES21 degi síðan síðan
    • @Kraondorz Today is not Valentine

      Plasma RBXPlasma RBX18 dögum síðan
    • Today is Valentine

      KraondorzKraondorz19 dögum síðan
  • This movie actually scared me suprisingly

    Zach HicksZach Hicks21 degi síðan síðan
  • you should have got a cupid mask

    Matt NightingaleMatt Nightingale21 degi síðan síðan
  • why didn't he kill the boys that hit him 🙄

    OrianaOriana21 degi síðan síðan
    • @Daughter Of Neptune that’s why I said “supposably.” Lol

      eddievaldivileddievaldivil6 dögum síðan
    • @eddievaldivil Lie again. He didn't kill them because they were guys and they weren't the ones who rejected them.

      Daughter Of NeptuneDaughter Of Neptune7 dögum síðan
    • Supposably that happened before the events of the movie

      eddievaldivileddievaldivil10 dögum síðan
  • paige is pretty I didn't think she would die

    OrianaOriana21 degi síðan síðan
  • campbell looks like zac efron but I thought he was cupid

    OrianaOriana21 degi síðan síðan
  • why did he kill kate she was nice to him

    OrianaOriana21 degi síðan síðan
    • There was no indication Jeremy/Adam killed Kate in this movie

      Mark LynnMark Lynn7 dögum síðan
  • 2021 anyone

    Little CC _745Little CC _74522 dögum síðan
    • Stfu

      Victor VillegasVictor Villegas13 dögum síðan
  • Go killer! Go killer! O wait, sorry what? The killer is the bad guy? Sorry couldn't tell.

    wentao guanwentao guan23 dögum síðan
  • How about a supercut of all the times James roasts his younger self?

    Hannah MandrykHannah Mandryk24 dögum síðan
  • that "slash entire movie summary" threw me off for a minute

    Penelope CastroPenelope Castro24 dögum síðan
  • To be honest the most sympathetic character in this movie is the killer.

    schizoidboyschizoidboy27 dögum síðan
    • And Darren Mullet in *_Tormented_*

      Mark LynnMark Lynn7 dögum síðan
  • one day i hope to see prefect blue on the kill count

    babypower14babypower14Mánuði síðan
  • i still curious where that toilet swirly video is

    Bedroom ProductionsBedroom ProductionsMánuði síðan
  • Hi

    Skye MorganSkye MorganMánuði síðan
  • Ruthie didn't deserve her death. Yes, she was a witness to Jeremy killing someone but she never did anything wrong to him (I actually don't think she knew him back to the time of the prom). I thought she would've survived if she stayed in her spot until sunlight, if he didn't see her that is.

    K_ryptonK_ryptonMánuði síðan
  • How could it have been Dorothy tho? It could be bc be shot her right there in front of them. 🤷‍♀️

    Faith S.Faith S.Mánuði síðan
    • Adam framed Dorothy as the Cherub killer Payback 1:57 when she falsely accused him of sexually attacking her

      Mark LynnMark Lynn6 dögum síðan
  • Ruthie's death has stuck with me, it makes me super uncomfortable to think about.

    K_ryptonK_ryptonMánuði síðan
  • Lol when he dropped his presenter voice for "the air's really dry in here" 😂

    Megan T.Megan T.Mánuði síðan
  • The actress who plays Ruthie is Hedy Burress who also played Mallory in 2008's Cabin By The Lake.

    Felicia SchemoniaFelicia SchemoniaMánuði síðan
  • What a about Shelbys future career on greys anatomy

    Michael doing StuffMichael doing StuffMánuði síðan
    • 2:43 Shelley's still a med student

      Mark LynnMark Lynn6 dögum síðan
    • And what about dorthy

      Michael doing StuffMichael doing StuffMánuði síðan
  • This whole thing was given away as soon as I heard James call Dorothy the... 'quote unquote fat girl' at the start. Despite quoting, I couldn't imagine Dead Meat insulting someone unless they were bad. Or had something to do with the ending. Thus, I guessed that Dorothy had something to do with it. My initial guess was that Dorothy wouldn't have been approached by the kid if it wasn't for his rejections by the other girls. So she grew a hatred for them. I don't know, that was just my guess. I haven't actually sat and watched the film.

    Shaun RoseShaun RoseMánuði síðan
  • The chubby address generally tick because giraffe distinctly warm vice a murky shape. defective, automatic patch

    Anahi MontanoAnahi MontanoMánuði síðan
  • 2:04 Pig’s blood lol nice reference

    Vern ToorVern ToorMánuði síðan
  • Pls do circle ⭕️

    Skyla OwenSkyla OwenMánuði síðan
  • “I’m unable to talk for the entirety of the month of February” Well that’s clearly a lie

    Mr. AshtasticMr. AshtasticMánuði síðan
  • Lol, no angel...

    Amanda MullinsAmanda MullinsMánuði síðan
  • No they didn't if you look closer the axe was on his spine, and that's where the brain stem is, if you strike it with an axe guess what, instant death, or so my opinion says

    I analyze why you have dislikesI analyze why you have dislikesMánuði síðan
  • I loved this corny movie so damn much as a child. Like seriously... I screamed when I seen this video. My sister and I just mentioned it. She said it feels like the movie didn't even exist even though she owned the DVD. 😂

    Brook MarieBrook MarieMánuði síðan
  • Remember seeing this on hbo as a kid nostalgia

    Chase CommenterChase CommenterMánuði síðan
  • The groovy boat simultaneously desert because stove ethically hope save a barbarous rain. smart, mature bangle

    Michael MontaltoMichael MontaltoMánuði síðan
  • The detective lowkey looks like Dr. Phil to me

    Sk8pepe *Sk8pepe *Mánuði síðan
    • Also looks like David Koechner as well (boss in Final Destination 5 and detestable stepfather in Piranha 3DD)

      Mark LynnMark Lynn7 dögum síðan
  • why is no one talking about how dr isobel stevens and dr arizona robins are both in this movie

    joy•yuhjoy•yuhMánuði síðan
  • The mask looks like Donald Trump 😳😂

    None NoneNone NoneMánuði síðan
  • Younger you Looks budget Adam Ragueasea

    top 200 fortnite compilationstop 200 fortnite compilationsMánuði síðan
  • paige is kinda pretty ngl 😳

    da fuqda fuqMánuði síðan
  • Shelley’s death not Paige

    Mike LauterbachMike LauterbachMánuði síðan

    WhisperWhisperMánuði síðan
  • Dorothy was the only girl who deserved it IMO. She got Jeremy branded a rapist just because she was embarrassed to be seen kissing him by the bullies, got him beaten up by them, sent to a reform school, juvenile hall and then a mental hospital. With all the others he was just an incel who killed them because he couldn't take rejection.

    Xehanort10Xehanort10Mánuði síðan
    • Only Kate rejected politely for later, while Shelley, Lily and Paige turned his request spitefully

      Mark LynnMark Lynn7 dögum síðan
  • 3:22 So Jeremy took off the black coat and his shirt, hid the actual corpse in the freezer, hid under the sheet and breathed just to scare her?

    Xehanort10Xehanort10Mánuði síðan
  • Who in the world gives them self a swirly to clean their hair. Doesnt that just make it covered with pee and poop particles?

    CuteDoggozCuteDoggozMánuði síðan
  • I think a Devo "Boogie Boy" mask would have worked as a prop for the background. And way cheaper!

    ErgoComixErgoComixMánuði síðan
  • I love me a viking whos also a research mathmatician

    MMMánuði síðan
  • Whoever casted a young denise richards deserves a pay raise

    Ecash20Ecash202 mánuðum síðan
  • How did Dorthy even get into the costume? In most cases of mistaken identity, there's like some moments of desperation from the other person trying to get the attention of the final girl/guy but we didn't get that at all. Was Dorthy drugged or something and then put into the costume? Why didn't she take off the mask then given the thing wasn't taped to her face at all? Or was she in on it the whole time with Nose-bleed and they were BOTH trying to get revenge on everyone for embarrassing them? I mean, that would have been more interesting; the two humiliated kids getting their revenge but then one of them double-crosses the other but we really don't get any clear indication of that so in the end, this is just a really bad, really confusing Scream knock off.

    Super Cosmic Mutant Honey Candle SquidSuper Cosmic Mutant Honey Candle Squid2 mánuðum síðan
  • ❤️ 💜 🧡 🖤 💛 🤍 💚 🤎 💙 💔

    mowOLIFEmowOLIFE2 mánuðum síðan
  • Valentine wasn't that scary but I consider to be my favorite cult classic film. Speaking of which this film come out 2001 which mean it's going to be 20th anniversary coming out this February 2021.

    Charlie RagsdaleCharlie Ragsdale2 mánuðum síðan
  • I I when he acts a the end :i

    WolfzWolfz2 mánuðum síðan
  • I really liked this movie

    Mallory LauveMallory Lauve2 mánuðum síðan
  • I don't care if it's underrated or its negative reviews *this is one of my favourite slasher horror movies* with an interesting Whodunit mystery and masked serial killer - *movie saved on my OneDrive!*

    Mark LynnMark Lynn2 mánuðum síðan
  • Lol I love dead meat everyone sub

    Steaki buttoiseSteaki buttoise2 mánuðum síðan
  • I feel sad when he has to review these shitty movies. Please, can you do 1980's The Fog or even the shitty remake? Hellraiser? ANYTHING

    Stephanie Long ClarkStephanie Long Clark2 mánuðum síðan
  • it's crazy this movie is 20 years old and is still popular

    Robbie SouthallRobbie Southall2 mánuðum síðan
  • I want to see the video

    Dat_bois1Dat_bois12 mánuðum síðan
  • The book that this is (loosely) based on is actually really good, with clever writing and a great reveal at the end.

    soldancersoldancer2 mánuðum síðan
  • How to beat Valentine: Be single 😿

    Joan BakichanJoan Bakichan2 mánuðum síðan
  • At least this movie had some memorable kills

    Zachary MartinezZachary Martinez2 mánuðum síðan
    • Definitely Ruthie's painfully brutal one, Lily's archery kill into a dumpster "Ewww!' and Paige "boiled alive" was literally shocking ⚡ (could have got Golden Chainsaw)

      Mark LynnMark Lynn7 dögum síðan
  • Damn, first time a movies characters actually made me root for the killer

    EnderEnder2 mánuðum síðan
  • Awesome video 😍😍😍😍😍🤗😍😆😆😆😆

    Melissa Medina QuilesMelissa Medina Quiles2 mánuðum síðan
  • Dwight Schrute is Jeremy.

    DatNiggaChance HTXDatNiggaChance HTX2 mánuðum síðan
  • excuse me but how do u not mention miss jessica capshaw who im pretty sure was also on the set of greys at the same time at katherine heigl😭😭

    zarie escamillazarie escamilla2 mánuðum síðan
  • anyone else notice dorothy misses or whatever is also in greys? shes my favorite in greys. besides dr. grey. whos your fav greys character?

    Hailey vokeyHailey vokey2 mánuðum síðan
    • @Hailey vokey Got this favourite horror movie on my OneDrive

      Mark LynnMark Lynn2 mánuðum síðan
    • @Mark Lynn uhm, yes lmao. smartass haha

      Hailey vokeyHailey vokey2 mánuðum síðan
    • You mean, in *_Grey's Anatomy_* Jessica Capshaw (Dorothy) as Arizona Robbins And Katherine Heigl (Shelley) as Izzie Stevens

      Mark LynnMark Lynn2 mánuðum síðan
  • lmao its sooo weird seeing a younger David Boreanaz after getting used to him in bones and seal team

    OdehOdeh2 mánuðum síðan
  • The nauseating report enzymatically slap because kangaroo intralysosomally telephone anenst a determined license. chief, oval message

    Juan HernandezJuan Hernandez2 mánuðum síðan
  • Its a pretty good movie, the twist was kind of a surprise.

    William SummersonWilliam Summerson2 mánuðum síðan
  • Whenever It Said “They Get A Phone Call About Shelley’s Death” He Said “They Got A Phone Call About Paige’s Death”

    Likee CompilationsLikee Compilations2 mánuðum síðan
    • Common mistake, like James said *_The Final Destination_* Kill Count movie released same year as *_Saw 3D_*

      Mark LynnMark Lynn2 mánuðum síðan
  • James looks like Arthur Morgan

    Jahmarley BaptisteJahmarley Baptiste2 mánuðum síðan
  • A swirly James... a goddamn swirly 🥴😭😭

    T 24.kT 24.k2 mánuðum síðan
  • Anyone else think that Jeremy kid looks like Dwight Schrute?

    Sarah SireciSarah Sireci2 mánuðum síðan
  • I got a random nose bleed while watching this

    Cody SchuppertCody Schuppert2 mánuðum síðan
  • Thank you for every video you have ever made you made my childhood horrors amazing hope your doing great and keep making more videos

    Neil JohnstoneNeil Johnstone2 mánuðum síðan
  • POV: you don’t know why you liked this comment but you did it anyway

    Silv xdSilv xd2 mánuðum síðan