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Yo james I'm a big fan can you do Orphan 2009 kill count as always cool videos 👍
Please please please please do urban legend
You gotta do “Venom” (2005)
🙏🏼🙏🏼
Hey James I me a big fan oh you I love Star Wars and WWe and I like Friday the 13th
This movie is so bad, but in every good way possible. I actually enjoyed it.
Me: -Known as Valentine -Was (and still is) called Dahmer (for multiple reasons) -Loves horror movies and true murders
the characters are so forgettable that i forgot which one was which
cool men 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
While I was being born in 2003 this dude was giving himself swirlies, weird how life works like that
Thanks for giving me some good facts about the Valentine movie in 2001, Mister Dead Meat! : )
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7:03 hahahaaa🤣
I’m jye Moore and...JM on the card!
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1:57 isn’t that dude on the right Mickey from shameless?
bridge driveway? was it that? I don't remember. sure it wasn't just a bridge? who builds a bridge driveway. I'm with you, James. Kinda.
So no one is going to point out that the dude in the beginning is Mickey from shameless
Me looking at my wallet and then staring at the mask: I must buy it
Both of the girls are definitely together
"Could we please cut away to a... TITLE CAAAARD!?!?!??"
Honestly they should bring back murder mystery-styled horror movies
2:33 sir this isn't Discord 😂
Dorothy is like one of those girls on social media that is skinny but 2 cm thicker than her friend so in her mind that must make her fat
Four girls questioned about another girls death at a funeral? Sounds like umm idk PRETTY LITTLE LIARS?
when i turned on caption i saw "james agee nice"
I read the book that this movie is asked on, and it’s so much better!
if a group of girls dislike a guy who is a nerd and bullies who do not care at all and only try to bully the nerd guy here are some options for the nerd guy: 1. find a mask. 2. take the girls boyfriends out. 3. take revenge on the girls themselves.
I saw this movie on Tubi....didn't like it. It was bland, boring, and predictable. AND YOU KNEW WHO THE KILLER WAS THE WHOLE DAMN TIME.
Question! Are the water tanks in American toilets not easily removable? She could've easily washed her hair using the water there instead lol
gotta rewatch this cause it was valentine's day yesterday
Tomorrow is Valentine
@Kraondorz Today is not Valentine
Today is Valentine
This movie actually scared me suprisingly
you should have got a cupid mask
why didn't he kill the boys that hit him 🙄
@Daughter Of Neptune that’s why I said “supposably.” Lol
@eddievaldivil Lie again. He didn't kill them because they were guys and they weren't the ones who rejected them.
Supposably that happened before the events of the movie
paige is pretty I didn't think she would die
campbell looks like zac efron but I thought he was cupid
why did he kill kate she was nice to him
There was no indication Jeremy/Adam killed Kate in this movie
2021 anyone
Stfu
Go killer! Go killer! O wait, sorry what? The killer is the bad guy? Sorry couldn't tell.
How about a supercut of all the times James roasts his younger self?
that "slash entire movie summary" threw me off for a minute
To be honest the most sympathetic character in this movie is the killer.
And Darren Mullet in *_Tormented_*
one day i hope to see prefect blue on the kill count
i still curious where that toilet swirly video is
Hi
Ruthie didn't deserve her death. Yes, she was a witness to Jeremy killing someone but she never did anything wrong to him (I actually don't think she knew him back to the time of the prom). I thought she would've survived if she stayed in her spot until sunlight, if he didn't see her that is.
How could it have been Dorothy tho? It could be bc be shot her right there in front of them. 🤷♀️
Adam framed Dorothy as the Cherub killer Payback 1:57 when she falsely accused him of sexually attacking her
Ruthie's death has stuck with me, it makes me super uncomfortable to think about.
Lol when he dropped his presenter voice for "the air's really dry in here" 😂
The actress who plays Ruthie is Hedy Burress who also played Mallory in 2008's Cabin By The Lake.
What a about Shelbys future career on greys anatomy
2:43 Shelley's still a med student
And what about dorthy
This whole thing was given away as soon as I heard James call Dorothy the... 'quote unquote fat girl' at the start. Despite quoting, I couldn't imagine Dead Meat insulting someone unless they were bad. Or had something to do with the ending. Thus, I guessed that Dorothy had something to do with it. My initial guess was that Dorothy wouldn't have been approached by the kid if it wasn't for his rejections by the other girls. So she grew a hatred for them. I don't know, that was just my guess. I haven't actually sat and watched the film.
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2:04 Pig’s blood lol nice reference
Pls do circle ⭕️
“I’m unable to talk for the entirety of the month of February” Well that’s clearly a lie
Lol, no angel...
No they didn't if you look closer the axe was on his spine, and that's where the brain stem is, if you strike it with an axe guess what, instant death, or so my opinion says
I loved this corny movie so damn much as a child. Like seriously... I screamed when I seen this video. My sister and I just mentioned it. She said it feels like the movie didn't even exist even though she owned the DVD. 😂
Remember seeing this on hbo as a kid nostalgia
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The detective lowkey looks like Dr. Phil to me
Also looks like David Koechner as well (boss in Final Destination 5 and detestable stepfather in Piranha 3DD)
why is no one talking about how dr isobel stevens and dr arizona robins are both in this movie
The mask looks like Donald Trump 😳😂
Younger you Looks budget Adam Ragueasea
paige is kinda pretty ngl 😳
Shelley’s death not Paige
DAVID BOREANEZ WAS IN BUFFY
Dorothy was the only girl who deserved it IMO. She got Jeremy branded a rapist just because she was embarrassed to be seen kissing him by the bullies, got him beaten up by them, sent to a reform school, juvenile hall and then a mental hospital. With all the others he was just an incel who killed them because he couldn't take rejection.
Only Kate rejected politely for later, while Shelley, Lily and Paige turned his request spitefully
3:22 So Jeremy took off the black coat and his shirt, hid the actual corpse in the freezer, hid under the sheet and breathed just to scare her?
Who in the world gives them self a swirly to clean their hair. Doesnt that just make it covered with pee and poop particles?
I think a Devo "Boogie Boy" mask would have worked as a prop for the background. And way cheaper!
I love me a viking whos also a research mathmatician
Whoever casted a young denise richards deserves a pay raise
How did Dorthy even get into the costume? In most cases of mistaken identity, there's like some moments of desperation from the other person trying to get the attention of the final girl/guy but we didn't get that at all. Was Dorthy drugged or something and then put into the costume? Why didn't she take off the mask then given the thing wasn't taped to her face at all? Or was she in on it the whole time with Nose-bleed and they were BOTH trying to get revenge on everyone for embarrassing them? I mean, that would have been more interesting; the two humiliated kids getting their revenge but then one of them double-crosses the other but we really don't get any clear indication of that so in the end, this is just a really bad, really confusing Scream knock off.
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Valentine wasn't that scary but I consider to be my favorite cult classic film. Speaking of which this film come out 2001 which mean it's going to be 20th anniversary coming out this February 2021.
I I when he acts a the end :i
I really liked this movie
I don't care if it's underrated or its negative reviews *this is one of my favourite slasher horror movies* with an interesting Whodunit mystery and masked serial killer - *movie saved on my OneDrive!*
Lol I love dead meat everyone sub
I feel sad when he has to review these shitty movies. Please, can you do 1980's The Fog or even the shitty remake? Hellraiser? ANYTHING
it's crazy this movie is 20 years old and is still popular
I want to see the video
The book that this is (loosely) based on is actually really good, with clever writing and a great reveal at the end.
How to beat Valentine: Be single 😿
At least this movie had some memorable kills
Definitely Ruthie's painfully brutal one, Lily's archery kill into a dumpster "Ewww!' and Paige "boiled alive" was literally shocking ⚡ (could have got Golden Chainsaw)
Damn, first time a movies characters actually made me root for the killer
Awesome video 😍😍😍😍😍🤗😍😆😆😆😆
Dwight Schrute is Jeremy.
excuse me but how do u not mention miss jessica capshaw who im pretty sure was also on the set of greys at the same time at katherine heigl😭😭
anyone else notice dorothy misses or whatever is also in greys? shes my favorite in greys. besides dr. grey. whos your fav greys character?
@Hailey vokey Got this favourite horror movie on my OneDrive
@Mark Lynn uhm, yes lmao. smartass haha
You mean, in *_Grey's Anatomy_* Jessica Capshaw (Dorothy) as Arizona Robbins And Katherine Heigl (Shelley) as Izzie Stevens
lmao its sooo weird seeing a younger David Boreanaz after getting used to him in bones and seal team
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Its a pretty good movie, the twist was kind of a surprise.
Whenever It Said “They Get A Phone Call About Shelley’s Death” He Said “They Got A Phone Call About Paige’s Death”
Common mistake, like James said *_The Final Destination_* Kill Count movie released same year as *_Saw 3D_*
James looks like Arthur Morgan
A swirly James... a goddamn swirly 🥴😭😭
Anyone else think that Jeremy kid looks like Dwight Schrute?
I got a random nose bleed while watching this
Thank you for every video you have ever made you made my childhood horrors amazing hope your doing great and keep making more videos
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